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Tune in every Monday to If I Were You as Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld offer advice in areas they're qualified to talk about. Also in areas they're not qualified to talk about. Email them with your own sticky situations and they’ll find the solution: IfIWereYouShow@gmail.com.

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441: Streamin' and Dreamin'

Jun 30, 2020
52 min
In this episode we discuss stinky roommates, video games, and pranking creepy stalkers. For more us-on-podcast action check out THE HEADGUM PODCAST on the Headgum network.
Jun 30, 2020 • 52 MIN

440: Sugar Father

Jun 23, 2020
48 min
In this episode we discuss cheating, masks, and accepting cash from strangers.
Jun 23, 2020 • 48 MIN

439: Song Titles

Jun 15, 2020
49 min
In this episode we discuss saving plants, killing relationships, and playing videogames. As always, for resources on where to donate your time and energy, check out BlackLivesMatters.carrd.co!
Jun 15, 2020 • 49 MIN

438: Protesting

Jun 8, 2020
43 min
In this episode we discuss another inspirational week and answer some questions about demonstrating and donating. Give any spare time, energy, money to the cause by clicking here!
Jun 8, 2020 • 43 MIN

437: Black Lives Matter

Jun 1, 2020
40 min
In this episode we try to get down some thoughts and feelings about these difficult, depressing times -- then do our best to answer some questions. If you're looking for donation resources, check out this helpful website.
Jun 1, 2020 • 40 MIN

436: Brotherly Love

May 25, 2020
51 min
In this episode we discuss bad haircuts, good siblings, and love in the time of COVID. For more podcast goodness check out THE HEADGUM PODCAST, with us, Geoff and Reilly.
May 25, 2020 • 51 MIN

435: The Mailman

May 18, 2020
51 min
In this episode we discuss Tinder detectives, Zoom backgrounds, and Amir's slow WiFi. For more podcast action, check out "THE HEADGUM PODCAST" wherever you're listening to this one.
May 18, 2020 • 51 MIN

Bonus: The Headgum Podcast

May 13, 2020
41 min
We started a new podcast featuring the Headgum staff! Join us every week as we wax idiotic on everything from pop culture to Marty’s SSN. Make yourself a drink and come hang! Check out the first episode here and subscribe to The Headgum Podcast...
May 13, 2020 • 41 MIN

434: Animal Crossing

May 11, 2020
52 min
In this episode we discuss Mother's Day, office dogs, and Animal Crossing.
May 11, 2020 • 52 MIN

433: Zoom Flash

May 4, 2020
49 min
In this episode we discuss foot injuries, great films, and walks in the park. (This episode is sponsored by NoKidHungry.org -- Millions of kids face hunger all across the United States, in every community. With your help, we can change it.)
May 4, 2020 • 49 MIN

432: Suck My Stamp

Apr 27, 2020
45 min
In this episode we discuss porn names, original artwork, and the GOAT state.
Apr 27, 2020 • 45 MIN

431: Scam Girls

Apr 20, 2020
45 min
In this episode we discuss jealousy, iced coffee, and Middleditch and Schwartz coming to Netflix this week! For more IF I WERE YOU check out our Patreon.com/JA
Apr 20, 2020 • 45 MIN

430: Dance Party

Apr 13, 2020
50 min
In this episode we take a trip down memory lane and answer some old questions about travel, tinder, and kittens! For more IF I WERE YOU check out our Patreon.com/JA for bonus Thursday video episodes.
Apr 13, 2020 • 50 MIN

429: Quar-and-A Lightning Round

Apr 6, 2020
49 min
In this episode we discuss our favorite self-isolation outfits, hobbies, and TV shows. Thanks for your quarantine questions! For more IF I WERE YOU check out our bonus Thursday videos on our Patreon.com/JA.
Apr 6, 2020 • 49 MIN

428: Masks and Bananas (w/Jeff and Pat!)

Mar 30, 2020
53 min
In this episode we discuss our self-isolation woes, then call some old friends, Jeff Rubin and Pat Cassels, to see how they're doing. We may even get to a question at the end... For more IF I WERE YOU check out our Patreon.com/JA for bonus Thursday...
Mar 30, 2020 • 53 MIN

427: Quarantine Chat

Mar 23, 2020
47 min
We are back with our microphones discussing the pros and cons of self-isolation, and our new schedule. Then we talk to a real-life doctor and ask her every question we have about COVID-19 (and phone sex, of course!) For more IF I WERE YOU check out...
Mar 23, 2020 • 47 MIN

426: Corona Calls (w/Geoff, Marty, & Ben Schwartz!)

Mar 16, 2020
66 min
In this episode we call each other to discuss this crazy new world... then we call some friends and ask them how they're holding up. Stay safe and stay home, everybody!
Mar 16, 2020 • 66 MIN

425: CoronaVirus

Mar 9, 2020
46 min
In this episode we discuss bees, headphones, and COVID-19. For more IF I WERE YOU, check out the bonus Thursday episodes on our Patreon.com/JA
Mar 9, 2020 • 46 MIN

424: Dead Eyes (w/Connor Ratliff!)

Mar 2, 2020
42 min
Friend and fellow Headgum podcaster Connor Ratliff is in the studio discussing bowling, parents, and his new HG Original podcast "Dead Eyes!"
Mar 2, 2020 • 42 MIN

Bonus Patreon Sample

Feb 27, 2020
15 min
This is half of today's Bonus Thursday Patreon Episode of our show. You can listen to the rest, or watch 35 other full episodes over at Patreon.com/JA
Feb 27, 2020 • 15 MIN

423: Motion Sickness

Feb 24, 2020
45 min
In this episode we discuss OnlyFans, sea legs, and the perfect NYC date. For more IF I WERE YOU check out bonus Thursday video episodes on our Patreon.com/JA!
Feb 24, 2020 • 45 MIN

422: Worms (w/Rose McIver!)

Feb 17, 2020
47 min
Friend and voice of Headgum Rose McIver is in the studio discussing salads, weddings, and MSN Messenger. For more IF I WERE YOU check out bonus video Thursday episodes on our Patreon.com/JA.
Feb 17, 2020 • 47 MIN

421: Thick Chicken (w/Geoff and Reilly!)

Feb 10, 2020
59 min
Newest Headgum podcasters Geoffrey James and Reilly Anspaugh are in the studio to discuss Twitter names, career advice, and eating food like an adult. And for more, check out Geoff and Reilly's new podcast Review Revue on Headgum!
Feb 10, 2020 • 59 MIN

420: Road Hand (w/Ana Nicolich!)

Feb 3, 2020
51 min
Friend and fellow Headgum podcaster Ana from Twinnovation joins us to discuss new dudes, old nudes, and using speakerphone in public. For more IF I WERE YOU check out our Patreon.com/JA!
Feb 3, 2020 • 51 MIN

419: Stinky Penis

Jan 27, 2020
48 min
In this episode we discuss terrible Tinder messages and the new slate of Headgum podcasts! And then we name a baby, of course. For more IF I WERE YOU check out our Patreon.com/JA (Note: This was recorded before Kobe's passing. RIP!)
Jan 27, 2020 • 48 MIN

418: Addiction

Jan 20, 2020
45 min
In this episode we discuss baby names, Foo Fighters, and how Jake's new diet is going. Fore more IF I WERE YOU check out our Patreon.com/JA for bonus Thursday video episodes.
Jan 20, 2020 • 45 MIN

417: Hostel Love

Jan 13, 2020
49 min
In this episode we discuss wedding speeches, popping videos, and the perfect text. For more IF I WERE YOU check out our Patreon.com/JA.
Jan 13, 2020 • 49 MIN