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The Offensive

Comedy • Fiction

An award-winning, critically acclaimed mockumentary podcast that follows fictional Premier League club Ashwood City FC. 'The Thick of it meets fifa career mode - a must listen for football fans' - The Guardian'Ultra-sharp satire' - GQThis podcast is a serial, begin at episode 1. SeeRead more

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Episode 135 - (AF)CON AIR

Jan 17 • 25:39

As matchweek two of AFCON begins, Ashwood City Chief Executive Patrick Nolan and Sporting Director Chris 'Woody' Woodall fly out to Cameroon to ensure high profile talent Christian Akuffo is being taken care of....

The Christmas Special One IV

Dec 20 • 30:53

The Ashwood City hierarchy head to The Big Apple. Brazilian centre forward Kevin, however, is lost in New York. ...

Episode 133 - The Fairytale of New York

Dec 13 • 20:05

In the fallout from his recent public faux-pas, pressure is mounting on Ashwood City Chief-Executive Patrick Nolan as he attempts to evade the authorities. A visit to a local children's hospital, however, may have given him the inspiration he needs....

Episode 132 - Fools and Regulations

Dec 6 • 20:30

Amidst speculation of an incoming independent regulator, the Premier League summons its cohorts to launch a media offensive and counter the argument....

Episode 131 - Live by the Fraud, Die by the Fraud

Nov 29 • 20:21

Chief-Executive Patrick Nolan has secured a massive sponsorship deal with a cryptocurrency marketplace that even involves an unprecedented £200m stadium naming-rights deal....

Episode 130 - It's Reigning Sven

Nov 22 • 27:23

The Premier League returns and the international break has caused havoc with Ashwood City's playing staff. Head Coach Sven-Goran Eriksson is determined however to field an unchanged side as they travel to Manchester City... much to the fury of Sporting Director Chris 'Woody' Woodall....

Episode 129 - Soldier of Misfortune

Nov 8 • 24:58

Ashwood City take on Burnley at home in the final Dartley Park fixture before Remembrance Sunday. Chief Executive Patrick Nolan works closely with his communications team to ensure the memorial presentation is befitting of those who sacrificed their lives. ...

Episode 128 - I Still Know What You Did This Summer

Nov 1 • 20:26

To address the ongoing concerns over the legitimacy of the summer purchases; Chief Exectutive Patrick Nolan is heading out to ASG Headquarters in Los Angeles. ...

The Making of The Offensive

Oct 27 • 34:03

To celebrate Acast's Audio Fiction Week, take a peek behind the curtain of Ashwood City with this special behind-the-scenes look at the making of episode 126 of The Offensive. Featuring creators Joel Emery and Adam Jarrell as well as Paul Waggott (Patrick Nolan) and Helena Doughty (Jess Tate).  ...

Episode 127 - I Know What You Did This Summer

Oct 25 • 23:34

Chief-Executive Patrick Nolan has questions to answer from not only the Premier League but also the ownership of his own club. With the summer acquisitions under scrutiny; the race to clean up their act intensifies, as speculation over an independent regulator heightens. ...

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